Total Medals Earned: 706 (From 203 different games.) Total Medal Score: 8,150 Points
Medals Earned: 2/7 (35/225 points)
Kill two or more enemies with a single charge
Cause one enemy to kill another or commit suicide
Survive a wave without taking damage
Kill an enemy when one more hit would be fatal
Survive wave 10
Survive wave 15
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/11 (30/330 points)
Level 1
Its only Starting
Level 3
Levels Are Getting Hard
Level 5
Down to Jump
Use Missile to Get up
Stop me!!!
Jump 23 Times
Never Return
Medals Earned: 3/6 (25/200 points)
Surpass Level 5
Use backspace and type your own number
Surpass Level 10
Surpass Level 25
Surpass Level 50
Surpass Level 100
Medals Earned: 15/17 (75/85 points)
Wow! You are so amazing for doing that. Here are 5 points for doing that!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/65 points)
Earn the rank of Pyromancer
Earn the rank of Chosen One
Earn the rank of Ice Master
Defeat the evil boss in level 9
Earn a score of 550 or higher on Survival Mode
Medals Earned: 2/16 (10/320 points)
Complete the first wave in Story mode
Make Von Weiser's acquaintance for the first time
Experience the cool refreshing taste of a health potion
Feed your starling
Have your pet starling make 5 K.O's
K.O 50 enemies while airborne
Unlock and use the Crazy Violin special move
Fully upgrade Wolfgang's core attributes
Defeat one of every enemy type
Chain together a 60+ K.O combo
Get over 1200 K.O's in a single Survival Mode run
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/500 points)
Beat The Black And White Level 1
Beat BAW Level 2
Beat BAW Level 3
Beat BAW Level 4
Beat BAW Level 5
Beat Blue Level 1
Get to the Colored Levels
Beat Green Level 1
Beat Indigo Level 1
Beat Orange Level 1
Beat Red Level 1
View The Credits
Beat Violet Level 1
Beat The Rainbow Level
Beat Yellow Level 1
View the HowTo
Have the screen be unbearably flashy while playing
Medals Earned: 3/18 (20/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Detect la Poirot!
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Dig up King Tut
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Find your soul (patch)
Locate Lemmy!
Successfully audition the Thespian
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Goatee
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.
Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/70 points)
Repair the clock
Repair the robot
Okay it's disarmed, but I can't just leave it BROKEN
Medals Earned: 1/26 (5/420 points)
Clear the first stage
Kill a zombie by making a Fatboy explode next to him
Kill a zombie by making a runner crash into him
Kill a zombie with a bomb
Kill a zombie with a spike trap
Kill a zombie with a saw
Kill a zombie by throwing a bomb through a transporter
Kill a zombie by crushing him
Kill a fatboy
Kill a zombie by shooting him into a trap
Kill a zombie with Puke
Make a Runner crash into a Fatboy
Make a runner crash into a Fatboy in mid-air
Launch a Zombie through a transporter
Drop a Fatboy in a transporter
Finish Stage 10 in 9 seconds or less
Crush a zombie underneath a moving platform
Make a charger kill at least 2 zombies
Stop a runner by stunning him
Make at least 4 kills with a single runner
Kill at least 2 zombies by lowering the water level
Finish stage 19 in 16 seconds or less
Shoot a zombie through 2 different transporters without touching the floor
Clear all 9 stages from the Jungle
Clear all 9 stages from Desert
Clear all 9 stages from the Volcano